Are you middle aged? Well, here’s a fact for you: you’re never too old to shock your mother into a heart attack. Sign up for a career as a Hollywood stuntman (or woman) today! What? You don’t like shuffling through life with a shattered pelvis? All right, fine. Start off slowly by downloading Stunt Star: The Hollywood Years, a physics-based stunt game for iOS. Then we’ll talk about that shattered pelvis.
Are you middle aged? Well, here’s a fact for you: you’re never too old to shock your mother into a heart attack. Sign up for a career as a Hollywood stuntman (or woman) today! What? You don’t like shuffling through life with a shattered pelvis? All right, fine. Start off slowly by downloading Stunt Star: The Hollywood Years, a physics-based stunt game for iOS. Then we’ll talk about that shattered pelvis.
Stunt Star: The Hollywood Years lets you live out the daring and often painful life of a Hollywood stuntman. Needless to say, this involves a lot of revvin’ up your motorcycle and jumping over cars, buses, and other objects that the Lord never intended for any human to leap over. You can go flying off ramps, catch fire, and shatter everything breakable inside of you in 72 levels spread across three worlds.
As you play, you gain access to new vehicles, including monster trucks and different bike models. Each vehicle has different abilities, and can be upgraded to include new features like nitrous, parachutes (to help you brake faster), and ejector seats, which might prove useful if your vehicle decides to spontaneously combust.
Stunt Star: The Hollywood Years hits iOS in Q4 2012. If you can’t wait that long, just light your car on fire and drive really fast down the highway. Remember to weave in and out of lanes recklessly.
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