It is with no hyperbole that I say the original Bad Dudes has one of the best endings for a game ever. I mean seriously: The president invites you to dine on cheeseburgers with him. It's the perfect payoff for all your hard work; an acknowledgment that you were, in fact, a Bad enough Dude. It's been about 25 years since the game's release, so I have to ask: Think you're up for it again?