Pretend you're eight years old again. Now imagine you're in your parents' basement, chipping away at a Mega Man game on your NES. You blast some low-rank enemy, maybe an Octopus Battery. Suddenly, Mega Man turns at you, scowls, and flips the bird. Whoa! That would never happen, right? Probably not (at least until Capcom attempts a gritty reboot for the franchise). Good thing we have the newly announced Angry Video Game Nerd game to give us a hearty dose of 8-bit gaming goodness mixed with cursing.