22nd May 2011
Why, hello there, Disposable Peon #23! Welcome to the glorious career of serving in the Emperor's Guard (just ignore your... Why, hello there, Disposable Peon #23! Welcome to the glorious career of serving in the Emperor's Guard (just ignore your predecessor's body on the floor there, we'll get that cleared out of here in just a moment). Here's your sword. And your shield. Oh, look, and here come the Orcs, just like clockwork. Do us a favor, try not to...
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