Here's what I know for certain about your mission in the hidden object game Tahiti Hidden Pearls: There are pearls, and they are hidden. There's also someone named Papeeth who may or may not also be hidden. She's either a ghost or a princess. Perhaps both. Deriving any other insight about the game's plot from the incoherent ramblings of the characters requires a mastery of the arcane that I simply do not possess.At first, Hidden Pearls' broken English is kind of amusing. Sentences like "some people believe to see figure shapes in the gathering stars" elicit a chuckle or two, and mistakes like "trophee," "beatle" (as in a bug, not John Lennon), and "binocular" are almost endearing.