You have to admire a game that starts out with such a bizarre line as "Welcome to the friendly world of DEATH RACING." At the very least it's worth your attention, and I myself went into Speed Kills expecting more laughs and a racer that doesn't take itself too seriously; where warrior maidens cheer me on for being such a good sport as they poke my car full of rocket holes. I could have loved such a game. Alas, Speed Kills takes its gritty setting seriously after all, and while I enjoyed its races and wide variety of tracks, a sprinkling of questionable design decisions and controls left my enjoyment somewhat in the dust.
Trained professional or not, racing can be incredibly dangerous. I mean, you're driving a car at an absurdly fast speed, so of course you're susceptible to potential injury. That's why it's always best to live out your vehicular fantasies from the comfort of a racing game - like the cleverly-titled Speed Kills, for example.
Internet-based fandoms are thick with weird pairings, but here's a new one for you. What if Konami's classic run-and-gun Contra games hooked up with Anubis, the Egyptian god of judgment and mummification? You'd get Chaos Domain for iOS, an action title that combines guns, guns, and more guns with a protagonist that, for some reason, feels the need to crib Anubis's dark style.