After having turned off my phone in disgust for the umpteenth time, I come into this review as a beaten and defeated man. BlockHopper, a game from Green Pixel, is frickin' hard. Perhaps it is simply my ego talking, but after numerous attempts, I still cannot get past the seventh level of the game—and I contribute more to the controls rather than a lack of skill on my part. As such, unless you're a glutton for punishment, you should probably steer clear.