I have trouble trusting UFOs. They're constantly abducting things, and it's crystal clear that they could care less about the damage they're doing to our planet. And Hank, the main character of Cowbeam, just might be the worst of the lot. He has an affinity for cows, and he spends his days roaming the galaxy in search of them. Does he milk them or tend to their needs once they're abducted? Probably not.