A theme park for animals? Sure, why not? We already have specialized foods for our four-legged friends, and we can buy clothing and accessories for them. We can even have our pets blessed by priests, studied by psychics, and pampered at animal hotels. Who are we to deny them a ride on the Tilt-a-Whirl? With Park EXP, animals finally have the opportunity to eat a bunch of cotton candy, ride on a roller coaster, and barf up a half-digested sugar-cloud onto their parents’ laps.
A theme park for animals? Sure, why not? We already have specialized foods for our four-legged friends, and we can buy clothing and accessories for them. We can even have our pets blessed by priests, studied by psychics, and pampered at animal hotels. Who are we to deny them a ride on the Tilt-a-Whirl? With Park EXP, animals finally have the opportunity to eat a bunch of cotton candy, ride on a roller coaster, and barf up a half-digested sugar-cloud onto their parents’ laps.
The selection of rides, games, and amusements in Park EXP indicates that animals have somehow evolved humankind’s taste for roller coasters and games. That’s fortunate, as it gives you a good idea of how you should build your own park. Do you like gut-wrenching teacup rides that spin forever? Great! So do animals! Make it so! You can also customize your park with restaurants, attractions, decorations, and even Internet cafes.
You can visit your friends, too, and help maintain their parks. If your friend is feeling especially kind, he or she may send along a gift item for your services.
Park EXP is a free-to-play game that’s scheduled to hit iOS on June 19, so ready yourself for a visit by over-eager puppies, happy kittens, and shrieking lion cubs.
