Game: Tribes: Ascend

It's considered games journalism taboo to openly admit this in your work, but I think it's an important fact to note: I'm not crazy about most modern first-person shooters. I hate getting picked off by snipers from the other side of the screen in a matter of seconds. I hate the infantile wailing of prepubescent children talking smack over a headset. I hate having to invest $60+ every year keeping up with yearly releases. Tribes: Ascend is none of these things.