Strange Pharmacy is one of those games that I expected to be a fun little JRPG in the same vein of Harvest Moon. It sported some cute title screens and anime-esque graphics, and promised to provide a series of fun little minigames. Unfortunately this promise is a filthy lie: the game is a nigh-incomprehensible mess that is almost unplayable thanks to shoddy mechanics, a rotten translation to English, and a complete lack of fun.