They say that history is written by the victors. In playing Squawk I can only imagine future generations will read about my phat parrot rolling skills, and how my ability to steer said parrot around sharks and into coins was unparalleled. Songs will be sung of the adventures my rotund parrot and I have undertaken, lifting the spirits of the downtrodden. Or, maybe since I'm just talking about a browser game I might be getting a little ahead of myself. Or am I?