I tried really, really hard to like Spazcon. Really, I did. You see, not too long ago, I used to be a code monkey. It made me think that Barry's caffeine-swigging habits and career-climbing ways would be something my simian heart could relate to. Coupled with its adorable 8-bit visuals and quirky approach, I was certain that Spazcon would be a sure-fire win. Of course, things rarely work out the way you want them to.