Game: Mad Chef

It isn't a dark and stormy night. It should be, but you can't control the weather. That's because you're a Mad Chef, not a mad scientist. Really, you only have yourself to blame: instead of getting an engineering degree and learning how to build weather controlling machines and doomsday devices, you decided to go to Mad Cooking School. On the other hand, you just landed a starring role in Foursaken Media's upcoming game, so things aren't all bad.