Game: Evil Genius Online

To be blunt, Tears for Fears got it wrong. I wouldn't want to rule the world in its current state. It's just too much hassle. Now if I could do it in the style of a James Bond villain, well, that's a different story. Evil Genius Online helps you do just that, assembling an army of henchmen and an array of cool gizmos fit for global domination. It's all done with a wink, helping elevate what is otherwise a pretty average social game experience.If that opening paragraph gave you thoughts of Gru from the first Despicable Me or the Monarch from Venture Bros., you're on the right track. That's if you didn't play the original Evil Genius, the PC game released back in 2004. In any case, Evil Genius Online gives you an abandoned government silo, an ambitious assistant named Penny Foxworth and a couple of Minions to get your career as a criminal mastermind underway.