Game: Egg Punch

For a long time now, I've had a theory that golf would be infinitely more interesting to watch and play if it were a full-contact sport. There'd be no time to stand around and analyze the banks and traps and wind, and whatever else they're doing out there that doesn't involve just hitting the darn ball towards the hole. Golfers would have to just react and swing their clubs since there's no doubt that if they didn't, there'd be someone leaping through the air at them with all intentions of severing their head from their body. While the upcoming iOS mini golf game Egg Punch has a great action verb in its title, my dreams of Full Contact Golf (copyright pending) will have to be sidelined for now.