If a critter that's even half as adorable as the chubby, doe-eyed protagonist of Earth Dragon came flapping its way over the nearby hilltops and headed straight towards my castle, I have to admit my first reaction would not be to flee in terror or send archers mounting the parapets to down the incoming beast in a volley of arrows. Such a cute and playful dragon could only be filled with thoughts of friendliness and curiosity, right? Oh no, not this little dragon. He's out for blood and destruction.