It's all about the sunglasses, the high-priced suit and the big, beefy musculature that comes part and parcel with the territory. Although I never was the right gender to want to take Kevin Costner's place in the Bodyguard, I can understand why such a position could be so appealing. Bravo Games' Celebrity Bodyguard offers players a chance to be such an immaculately-dressed person. Unfortunately, this 2D side-scrolling action game also pokes fun at every inch of the concept.
Being a celebrity may seem glamorous, but fame can be a lot more work than it seems. There's photo shoots, autograph signings, late night TV appearances - it's enough to make your head spin. And then there are the fans! Who's going to protect you from them? If you're looking to draw a line of defense between you and your adoring public, there's only one person you need to call: a Celebrity Bodyguard.