Game: Amateur Surgeon 3

Ah, the life of a surgeon: having people's lives in the palm of your hand, wearing that prestigious white doctor's coat, and raking in those big paychecks so you could buy yourself a diamond-encrusted surgical blade if you really wanted to. It's such a shame, then, that society makes us have to jump through hoops and finish years of med school just to have the chance at the dream. Sure, I get they want us to, you know, practice operating on people, and to know what we're doing and all, but what about the rest of us who just want to perform some surgery now? Well that's where Amateur Surgeon 3 from Adult Swim Games comes in, where the only things you'll need to become a world-famous surgeon are a mobile device and a bloody pizza cutter.