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Topic: I'm taking over the universe in August

  • I'm taking over the universe in August

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    I've decided to take over the universe in August. I don't mean to be critical, but it seems like there are a few things that could use a teensy bit of improvement, and I think it's time for someone to step in.

    So, I'm wondering if anyone has any suggestions about where to start first? I know I can count on my friends at Gamezebo to help me with this - thank you. Send a Kudo Post a reply Quote & Reply
  • Blu, could you please

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    Blu, could you please straighten out Ms. Nancy (Fancy pants) Drew? We, being her junior grade detectives, do all the work, get into all the jams and solve all her cases. She never even comes to check on us or give us a kudos for such amazing work. Please put this issue at the top of your list. Thank you.

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  • Blu, do you think that you

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    Blu, do you think that you can fix it for me to win all the time management games that get too difficult on later levels? You know the ones that are just impossible for mere mortals to win??? I'll give you a kudo or two if you can, especially if you can fix it for me to get a gold cup/gold star/master of everything sticker. Thanks in anticipation:)

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  • Oh blu, you just have to

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    Oh blu, you just have to lower the gas prices.....or find us a cheap means of fuel that we can use....uhhhhmmmmm maybe "dirt"? that would be awesome cause we got plenty of that laying around and everyone could use it....
    Huggers

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  • Blu, maybe you could control

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    Blu, maybe you could control the weather. You could give us perfect sailing and flying weather with the appropriate clouds to hide us from our persurers. :0)))

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  • SandyG, what? what? I

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    SandyG, what? what? I can't believe this is happening. This is terrible!! I'm sorry that you've had to put up with this! It's just awful. I only wish I had known sooner - that you and others were undergoing this kind of oppression - this is a travesty! Travesty!! Travesty!!! (Hmmmm. I like that word - travesty. That's a fun word. What does it mean? Travesty.) Not only that, but I think it's not unusual for the Title Character to make the players to do all the work - it's like an epidemic - like smallpox, only it's not a disease and doesn't make you have little spots. We're going to form a union. A union for game players, so they can assert their rights against the despotic, tyrannical title characters who don't lift a finger to do any of the work.The fact that they are fictional characters who don't exist is a paltry excuse. Paltry! Paltry excuse? Does anyone know what the word paltry means?Players unite!Okey dokey. One problem solved. Bye

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  • paltry...??? ummmm meager?

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    paltry...??? ummmm meager? maybe??? I dunno

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  • Is paltry some sort of

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    Is paltry some sort of turdey???

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  • I think you're on to

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    I think you're on to something Sandy! LLC LLC

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  • That's a southern turdey!!!!

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    That's a southern turdey!!!!

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  • Blu, I don't have any

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    Blu, I don't have any brilliant ideas at the moment....will work on that.Just wanted to say I really enjoyed your "Norma Rae" speech just above!!! I almost stood up and started cheering!!! Pretty inspiring, if I do say so myself.Good luck with that whole taking over the universe thing! :) Very ambitious, I admire that. :)

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  • Paltry means meagre or small

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    Paltry means meagre or small as in " a meagre amount of money" Anyway back to the important stuff here is a small list of things I would like please : 1.My 40th birthday (13th Aug) to be a really good one. 2. Lower the fuel prices. 3. Make chocolate free at the weekend. 4. Make Tequila free at weekend for certain Gamezebo people Hehem (you know who you are) 5. A big win on the lottery I think thats it for now Blu as long as we're on the winning side with you when you do take over the universe......Oh Oh can I have my own planet please, thanks xx

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  • From Riverdee: Blu, do you

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    From Riverdee: Blu, do you think that you can fix it for me to win all the time management games that get too difficult on later levels? You know the ones that are just impossible for mere mortals to win???
    Okey dokey. The problem here, Riverdee, is that game developers are diabolically evil. They sit around, in their little diabolically evil planning meetings, thinking of diabolical evil ways to make game players go permanently insane. You may say to me, "c'mon blulapis, do they really want us to go insane?" And I say, "Yes, Riverdee, they do." And you'll say, "Why, blulapis, why?" And I'll say, "Because." and you'll say, "Oh, okay." and then we'll go eat some Captain Crunch cereal.
    Now, I've thought long and hard about how to fix this problem, and I think the answer is very, very simple. We should all just go permanently insane. That way we won't care if we win the time managment games, and we'll be very happy. The game developers will be very happy, too, because they made us go permanently insane, and everyone wins. So, there you go.
    Okay, another problem solved. Bye.

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  • From Grammy: Oh blu, you

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    From Grammy: Oh blu, you just have to lower the gas prices.....or find us a cheap means of fuel that we can use....uhhhhmmmmm maybe "dirt"? that would be awesome cause we got plenty of that laying around and everyone could use it....
    Huggers back, Grammy. :-)
    Oil problem. Hmmmm. Hmmmm. Yes, MargieB also mentioned this oil problem thing. Hmmmm. Hmmmm. It's kind of complicated......What to do, what to do.Well, after intensely thinking about this for all of 3 seconds, it seems to me that there are two possible solutions to this problem. a. we could support our scientists in developing affordable, environmentally sound and sustainable fuel sources that are not oil based - and then make the kind of political and economic changes that would enable us to switch from oil dependence to this more attractive fuel source. Or,
    b. We could all grow wings and zoom around in the sky.
    I like b. Let's go with b. b.'s more fun. okey dokey another problem solved. Bye.

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  • Scooter: Blu, maybe you

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    Scooter: Blu, maybe you could control the weather. You could give us perfect sailing and flying weather with the appropriate clouds to hide us from our pursuers :0)))
    Scooter, I can't, I can't! I wish I could help you, because you are my friend, and I really like you. But dropping turkey bombs is wrong. There, I said it. Dropping turkey bombs is wrong. I'm so sorry, because I like you and Grammy and SandyG very much. But I just can't condone turkey bombing, or even turdey bombing. It's not the turkeys - I believe they are never so happy as when they are being used as a bomb - but it's just that it's so hard on everyone to have turkey bombs flying all over the place, falling on their heads and landing in their swimming pools. There have been turkey bombing complaints all over the country. It's causing mass wide panic, and I've heard the entire state of Missouri is considering shutting down. No, no, I can't condone turkey bombing. No, no.
    Besides, even the master of the universe couldn't hide you from MargieB's purple eye. Not even with complete and total omnipotence, could I do THAT.I think the solution here is for the TNT gang to switch to bombing people with haddocks, rather than turkeys. That would work much better. No one would mind that, and I've heard MargieB loves haddock, so that problem would be solved, too.
    Okey doke, another problem solved. bye.

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  • Oh Blue, I'm in awe of your

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    Oh Blue, I'm in awe of your problem solving skills...such talent!! Bravo, Bravo!! Clap!Clap!Clap! Please take a bow, oh terribly humble Blu...We're not worthy...

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  • Yes. Thank you.

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  • Hey Blu, I'm amazed that

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    Hey Blu, I'm amazed that someone with no mouth has so much to say. By the way, where IS your mouth? Inquiring minds want to know :-)

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  • Shell: of course you'll

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    Shell: of course you'll have a happy birthday!! happy, happy birthday, shell! Happy, happy!! And for everything else, ummm, okay. Boom, boom. (that's me waving my magic wand. it makes a boom boom sound, but you can't hear it, because you're reading this on a computer, so I have to tell you what it sounds like. It sounds like this: boom, boom.) Okay, so Boom, Boom: Chocolate is free! Boom, Boom: Tequilla is free! Boom boom: you won the lottery!! Boom, boom: you have your own planet!!! (the gas price thing I already solved for grammy.)Okay, you're welcome.
    Ummm, I'm not sure when these things will happen exactly, but I used my boom, boom wand so they should happen soon. There's alittle delay with my boom, boom wand, but any day now. Okey dokey. Problem solved. Bye.

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  • Hi MargieB. Um, MargieB, I

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    Hi MargieB. Um, MargieB, I don't need a mouth, because I'm typing on a computer.Um, that's okay, MargieB, alot of people get confused about this, too.Umm, and I have exactly the right amount of things to say because that's a special gift I have. To say exactly the right amount of things. But it's funny, sometimes people say I'm saying alot of extra things, but I realize that's just because they have the wrong amount of things they want to hear.
    Hope that cleared things up for you. Okay, bye.

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  • Okay, I'm exhausted. I'm

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    Okay, I'm exhausted. I'm going to go lie down now. Bye.

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  • Ok Blu I understand. But

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    Ok Blu I understand. But the purple "eye" has a special shield for turdey bombs. And to our defense, we only let go of one very old and very odorous turdey bomb. Although, I think I heard Grammyapples was preparing another turdey bomb. *Note to viewers--No one was hurt in the making and dropping of the turdey bomb. :0))) LLC LLC. Yes, by the way, where is your mouth? LLC LLC Good one MargieB, Kudos to you!!!!

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  • Oh Blu, you make me laugh.

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    Oh Blu, you make me laugh. What greater gift could you give to us than that. Thank you :O)

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  • You crack me up blu!!!!

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    You crack me up blu!!!! ROFLMBO....Huggers

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  • Blu, you lie down and rest.

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    Blu, you lie down and rest. Its a very responsible job taking over the universe and not everyone could do it, we understand.

    We bow in reverent adoration and humbly worship at the temple of your superior superiority, your knowlegeable knowledge, your omnipotent omnipotence and, hey, how did you get all those brains in that tiny little head - is it all that Captain Crunch you eat? And while we're on the subject of Captain Crunch, how do you eat it if you've got no mouth hmmmm?

    I feel sure you'll have the answer for me O wise one

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  • TOOOOOOOOOOO funny Riverdee!

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    TOOOOOOOOOOO funny Riverdee! Kudos coming your way!!! LLC LLC

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