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A:...to give tailors a job...
Q: Why does everyone seem to hang up when an answering machine answers the phone???
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A: Because they think you're dumb enough to think that the call got hung up "accidentally"
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
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A: C'mon Margie, thats easy: The flour-shop was at the other side of the road and it wanted to make pancakes with it eggs!
Q: Why do we loose our first teeth?
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To make room for our second teeth. That way when we realize we have put our foot in our mouths we have big teeth to bite down on it.....
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Why are there so many grumpy old people in this world? -
Because they haven't discovered Gamezebo:)
Why did the skeleton cross the road?
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Why, to have some of the chickens pancakes, of course!!Why did the bluebird fly over the rainbow??
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A: Below it was raining
Q: Why does toast always falls on its butter-side?
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A: Because it's heavier on the buttered side!Why are there rainbows?
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So the leprecans can find their gold..Why does it rain on Mondays??
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Because we need a down day after parties and pirates all weekend!Why do cows eat grass?
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FORUM GAME- ask seriously and answer funny
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