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Oh, there are so many people not in my employ - I wish, I wish, they would be on our team! Some regulars come to mind: EIEIO, LindaB, MarleysMa, OrangeKnickers, Mr. Riverdee, Jean, Robin, mickey, just to name a FEW We need you! As well, as anyone I forgot to mention (which is my fault, my brain stops working about 10 minutes after my last nap, and it’s been as least 11 minutes, so there you go) or anyone I don’t even know yet, please join us! We have so many important things to do, which include…………………..well I can’t think of anything right now, but I know there will be lots to do soon.
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*Jumps up and down, waving hands in air*
Please, Top Boss Person and Ruler of the Universe, please may I be
FOOD SERVICES
Assistant To Chef de Cuisine: Kayleigh, the “Delightful and Delicious” ?
OK, OK, if this application fails, how about
TRAINING SERVICES
Chief Executive and President, Training Division, Mr Riverdee
It should be understood, however, that TRAINING in this context has nothing to do with boring learning and stuff, and everything to do with toy railroad trains :-)
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FORGET IT, MR. RIVERDEE!!!!! All of the security staff under my direction have been informed to use non-lethal (but extremely painful) force to stop and subdue you if you are located within 100 yards of any of dearest Kayleigh's kitchens, pantries, quarters, or her staff! And their secondary instructions are to bring you directly to ME to deal with in my brand-spanking new, custom-made battle arena where "Med-EVIL" is my middle name! And don't forget: Poison and Venom have been trained to instantly attack at the slightest whiff of your . . ahem . . "culinary" specialties. We don't want to catch another draught, now do we? Good kilts are so hard to come by . . . . . "snickering wickedly and menacingly" . . . . .
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Please, please Blulapis! I know I have been missing for awhile (unavoidable surgery), but I want to be part of the BLUTT team! I'll do anything...well almost anything. I'm good at alot of stuff and very flexible. Please may I??? Keri
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Hey, BLU, I'm willing to help in any way I can. Can do bout anything if need be-just give me a list and your wish is granted! I'm not bragging or anything like taht (heehee) but I"M GOOD AT ANYTHING I DO!!! Just keep that in mind when ya give me a list. And-I'm not afraid of anything!! Jean
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Hey Keri,
We've missed you around here, good to see you with us but sorry to hear about your surgery, I hope all is well now. I think Blu can find a place for someone as valuable as yourself...right Blu? :D
Margie B
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Reporting for duty as requested. Just do not let Mr. Riverdee near the kitchen or I resign. I would much rather be served Kayleigh's cooking. Now about that big office with the really nice furniture and great view, always wanted one of those as long as I don't have to do too much to earn it, you know us retired people don't like to work too hard....
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Hi MargieB...thanks for the great welcome back note! I am doing really well, thanks for asking. And I sure have missed all of you as well and am glad to be back with you all.BLU, I love to write and am also quite good at troubleshooting....any openings in that kind of area?Keri
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Most Humble Blu GOO, I could head up the purchasing department. I seem to have the knack for procuring all things Quark, Rum Punch and Tequila and various other requests from my mateys. I will also offer the services the cute guy in the brown shorts with the ...uhmmm.... great package for delivery services. I beleive it was our notorious Pirate that also suggested hostess and/or bartending services. I will humbly serve in whatever capacity you wish.
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Preliminary Staff List - BLUTT
Report as InappropriatePosted on 08/10/08, 12:35am
Note: Every employee of BLUTT has no salary or benefits, but they all have HUGE corner offices with HUGE comfy furniture, HUGE windows with HUGE views, and three gorgeous and/or incredibly efficient office assistants.
Okey dokey, here it is:
BLUTT:
EXECUTIVE COMMITTEE:
Chief Executive Officer, The Super Head Honcho: Joel, the "Big Boss"
President, In Charge, The Referee: MargieB, the "Eye"
Chief Operations Officer, Oversight: Erin, the "Superlative"
(Note: After this point, all are being listed not in the order of importance, but as I think of them. Really! The last people are just as important as the first. Okey dokey)
HEAD OF EVERYTHING IN THE UNIVERSE COMMITTEE
Head of the Universe: Me, Blulapis, the "Blu GOO"
Head of everything else: Oprah, the "Big O."
MANAGEMENT
Senior Manager: TraceyBubbles, the “Sweetheart”
SECURITY
Sentry of Justice and Enforcement: Big Anne, the “Enforcer”
Sentry of J and E’s Sidekick: David Michael Bautista, the “Big Boy”
On-Call Fly-by Air Security: Scotter, the “Little Blue Plane”
On-Call Boat-by Sea Security: SandyG, the “Little Green Pirate”
On-Call Bombs and Demolition: Grammy, the “Bomb”
Espionage: Riverdee, the “Super-duper Spy”
Investigation: Shell1308, the “Super-duper Sleuth”
FOOD SERVICES
Chef de Cusine: Kayleigh, the “Delightful and Delicious”
PUBLIC RELATIONS DEPARTMENT
PR and Resource Manager: Vbuishido, the “Idea Entrepreneur”
Press Releases and Welcoming Manager: Voyager, the “Gracious”
THE ARTS
Chief Video Officer: Lizzie, the “Creative”
Copy and Paste Editor: SandyG, the “Quick Leaner”
Resident Poetress: Voyager, the “Rhyme and Rhythm”
Lead Acroynm Developer: Otayme2, the “Fits like a glove”
EMPLOYEE SERVICES
Aromatherapy and Massage Services: TroyeMB, the “Deeply Soothing”
Chocolate, Flowers and Other Wonderful Things: Gaelle, the “Lovely”
Queen of the Secret Realm of Dust Bunnies: Lizzie, the “QB”
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