Apr 5, 2013
When you were young, someone might’ve told you that your personal worth can only be measured through your inward qualities. They might’ve told you that friends and popularity don’t matter, and that the content of your soul is what defines you as a human being. Well, the sooner you get all that saccharine nonsense out of your head, the sooner you can embrace the truth: Your Facebook friend count is what determines your value. Nothing more. It’s going to be like this in the far-flung future, too, so get used to it. Need proof? Take a look at Redshirt, which is coming soon for PC, Mac, iOS, and Android.
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