Activision Blizzard’s $5.9b acquisition of King is kind of a big deal, so it’s no surprise that it’s become fodder for late night television hosts to riff on — though I’m not sure how many of them would go to the lengths that Stephen Colbert has. On the Late Show this week, Stephen brought out Liam Neeson (in his second mobile gaming milestone) to co-star in a clip from the non-existent Candy Crush movie that Stephen argues will inevitably result.

BONUS: this clip introduces the phrase “and… my… lollipop hammer” into the world. Mark my words, I’ll repeat it every chance I get.