Finally, a Ted Danson Slot Machine: CSI Slots Coming Next Week

Whether it was Cheers, Three Men and a Baby, or even the criminally underwatched Bored to Death, there was one thing that always rang true to me about Ted Danson: the man has a face that could sell a slot machine.

Gameloft seems to agree. They’ve entered into a deal to create a new iOS and Android slots game based on CSI; a show Danson has skillfully (I assume — I’ve never actually watched it) starred in for the last four years.

CSI Slots will feature more than just luck-based play. In a twist that properly represents the show’s crime-solving nature, players will follow along with interactive mysteries that were “written by CSI writers,” according to today’s press release.

If you’re a fan of CSI (or, in my case, Mr. Ted), you’ll be able to pick this one up fore free on the App Store and Google Play on September 24th — just in time for the CSI series finale that will be airing the following Sunday.

While you’re waiting, please enjoy this footage of Ted Danson fighting Magnum PI with a giant hook:

Jim Squires

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Jim Squires is the Editor-in-Chief of Gamezebo. Everything you see passes his eyes first, so we like to think of him as "the gatekeeper of cool stuff." He likes good games, great writing, and just can't say no to a hamburger. Also, he is not a bear.