Do you like severing people’s limbs from their bodies? Riding atop get-powered hover scooters? Maybe-horse racing? French billiards?

It’s Thursday, and we all know what that means: another great grab bag of new iPhone iPad games have been released.

Mortal Kombat X

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“GET OVER HERE!,” said Scorpion. “But why?,” asked the iOS gamer. “Because you can download Mortal Kombat X on your phone, you silly goose!” said Scorpion. Then they all sat down for a nice picnic with Goro and Raiden. Sub-Zero made Iced Tea.

Tiltagon

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Tilt your device to guide a ball from hex to hex. Easy, right? But then the hexes get… challenging. Sweeping arms, missing centers, hilly sections — it’s all conspiring against you. My high score is 12 right now. Good luck, bro.

Sky Punks

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The latest Rovio Stars release has finally launched worldwide, and if you’re a fan of endless runners (or riding atop futuristic jet/wing combos), you’ll want to check it out. We first went hands-on with Sky Punks back in January, and very much liked what we saw.

Implosion – Never Lose Hope

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A sharp left turn from their usual work, the publishers of the rhythm game Deemo have just released a game that might just set the bar for all mobile action games that follow it. Console quality graphics, battle suits, and the promise of “the most intuitive touch user-interface seen on the platform.” Those are some mighty lofty words, Rayark. Lets hope you can live up to them.

Football Manager Classic 2015

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Soccer fans have long been in love with a good, deep simulation — and SEGA’s Football Manager series is one of the biggest. This year’s iPad release has arrived, and brings with it a much deeper and richer experience than its iPhone counterpart. Don’t believe me? Just ask SEGA.

Spirit Lords

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An action-RPG from a creative mega-team (veterans of Star Wars: The Old Republic, Diablo and Dragon Age), Spirit Lords is the latest 3D free-to-play offering from Kabam. If you enjoy a good dungeon crawl, you’re going to want to grab this.

Devious Dungeon 2

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From the creators of the League of Evil and Random Heroes series comes the second installment in Devious Dungeon, a platforming adventure about castle-clearing in search of treasure.

Magic Shot

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From Desert Golfing to Golfinity, developers always seem to be inventing interesting new takes on putt-putt. But why not billiards? Magic Shot explores that notion, challenging players to hit the red and yellow ball with every shot in a world of ever-changing tables.

Dungeon Highway Adventures

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Clear dungeons, kill monsters, and snag loot. Lather, rinse, repeat. It sounds like a neat merger of role playing and  running games; let’s just hope that it lives up to its potential.

Rogue Star

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If the board game Galaxy Trucker were an action-heavy video game like Wing Commander, it would probably be Rogue Star. Bid on risky cargo missions, and then make the deliveries while fighting off space pirates.

Finger Derpy

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That horse looks drunk. It’s probably because you just don’t know how to ride him. Finger Derpy runs with this notion, asking players to control a horse by using your fingers to represent hooves. It’s like QWOP for horses.

Dungeon Crawlers Metal

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A pretty great strategy RPG from 2012 gets a re-release this week, complete with Metal-optimized graphics. Maybe not enough of an upgrade to re-buy, but if you missed it the first time, we’d warrant it’s well worth a purchase.